STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 18:28:46 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

warga.desa

attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-9214

Status: Awaiting the creature’s signature

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 04 Oct 2026 18:28 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.