STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 16:55:22 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

sinyal.error

attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0201

Status: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 04 Oct 2026 16:55 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.