STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 18:01:42 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

kamera.jelek

attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-5718

Status: Postponed until the administrative apocalypse

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 04 Oct 2026 18:01 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.