STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 18:00:40 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

pintu.belakang

attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-3871

Status: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 04 Oct 2026 18:00 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.