STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 16:24:09 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

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attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-1826

Status: Postponed until the administrative apocalypse

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 18 Aug 2026 16:24 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.