STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 17:39:02 WIB

ALIEN WITNESS CERTIFICATE

This certifies that:

anak.gang

attempted to prove aliens for money
and failed with honor.

WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0066

Status: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist

Alien Handling Unit
which does not exist

Printed: 04 Oct 2026 17:39 WIB Save or print this certificate as proof of your honor.