STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 16:52:43 WIB
ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING
CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 16:52:43 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260626-ESY2.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260626-ESY2
Witness ID
SAKSI-8369
Status
Needs further suspicion
Fake probability
68%
Alien probability
26%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
LOCAL REPTILIAN
Risk level
Unstable
Memory reliability
Too confident for an ordinary person
Reward status
Cannot be cashed out

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.