STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 18:09:43 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 18:09:43 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260626-ULHT.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260626-ULHT
Witness ID: SAKSI-5526
Status: Needs further suspicion
Fake probability: 83%
Alien probability: 15%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: LOCAL REPTILIAN
Risk level: Smells of Zeta Reticuli
Memory reliability: Lightly corrupted
Reward status: Awaiting the creature’s signature

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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