STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 16:53:05 WIB
ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING
CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 16:53:05 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260627-2X38.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260627-2X38
Witness ID
SAKSI-4412
Status
Spiritually convincing
Fake probability
73%
Alien probability
27%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
MAYBE TRUE, WHAT A SHAME
Risk level
Spiritually High
Memory reliability
Too confident for an ordinary person
Reward status
Awaiting the creature’s signature

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.