STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 18:10:10 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 18:10:10 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260627-L2QC.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260627-L2QC
Witness ID: SAKSI-6256
Status: Almost certainly a lie
Fake probability: 88%
Alien probability: 10%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: TOO HUMAN
Risk level: Smells of Zeta Reticuli
Memory reliability: Too confident for an ordinary person
Reward status: Awaiting the creature’s signature

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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