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REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260627-L2QC.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260627-L2QC
Witness ID
SAKSI-6256
Status
Almost certainly a lie
Fake probability
88%
Alien probability
10%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
TOO HUMAN
Risk level
Smells of Zeta Reticuli
Memory reliability
Too confident for an ordinary person
Reward status
Awaiting the creature’s signature

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.