STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: OBSERVATION & REPORTING OF NON-HUMAN ENTITIES SERVER TIME: 15:49:36 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 15:49:36 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-6NWC.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260629-6NWC
Witness ID: SAKSI-2229
Status: Almost certainly a lie
Fake probability: 99%
Alien probability: 1%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: EMBARRASSING EVIDENCE
Risk level: Safe, But Lying
Memory reliability: Untrustworthy
Reward status: Converted into shame

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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