STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:05:00 WIB
ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING
CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:05:00 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-6NWC.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260629-6NWC
Witness ID
SAKSI-2229
Status
Almost certainly a lie
Fake probability
99%
Alien probability
1%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
EMBARRASSING EVIDENCE
Risk level
Safe, But Lying
Memory reliability
Untrustworthy
Reward status
Converted into shame

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.