STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:03:36 WIB

ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING

CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:03:36 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-GZ3C.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260629-GZ3C
Witness ID: SAKSI-7152
Status: Too blurry to dispute
Fake probability: 87%
Alien probability: 11%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: PANICKED WITNESS
Risk level: Unstable
Memory reliability: Lightly corrupted
Reward status: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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