STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:02:34 WIB

ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING

CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:02:34 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-J7CU.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260629-J7CU
Witness ID: SAKSI-4359
Status: Detained by the Alien Handling Unit
Fake probability: 76%
Alien probability: 24%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: MAYBE TRUE, WHAT A SHAME
Risk level: Spiritually High
Memory reliability: Partially corrupt
Reward status: Held by interplanetary authorities

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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