STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:02:34 WIB
ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING
CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:02:34 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-J7CU.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260629-J7CU
Witness ID
SAKSI-4359
Status
Detained by the Alien Handling Unit
Fake probability
76%
Alien probability
24%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
MAYBE TRUE, WHAT A SHAME
Risk level
Spiritually High
Memory reliability
Partially corrupt
Reward status
Held by interplanetary authorities

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.