STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:03:49 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:03:49 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-W4FH.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260629-W4FH
Witness ID: SAKSI-7660
Status: Suspicious
Fake probability: 80%
Alien probability: 17%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: LOCAL REPTILIAN
Risk level: Low But Annoying
Memory reliability: Stored by a gecko
Reward status: Cannot be cashed out

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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