STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:03:49 WIB
ARSIP NASIONAL ROUTING
CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:03:49 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260629-W4FH.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID
Report ID
LA-20260629-W4FH
Witness ID
SAKSI-7660
Status
Suspicious
Fake probability
80%
Alien probability
17%
Probability you’re part of the problem
100%
Category
LOCAL REPTILIAN
Risk level
Low But Annoying
Memory reliability
Stored by a gecko
Reward status
Cannot be cashed out

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.