REPORT ACCEPTED
- Report ID
- LA-20260630-FCST
- Witness ID
- SAKSI-3456
- Status
- Too blurry to dispute
- Fake probability
- 88%
- Alien probability
- 10%
- Probability you’re part of the problem
- 100%
- Category
- PANICKED WITNESS
- Risk level
- Unstable
- Memory reliability
- Signal interference
- Reward status
- Lost in the office that doesn’t exist
Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.