REPORT ACCEPTED
- Report ID
- LA-20260630-L749
- Witness ID
- SAKSI-3871
- Status
- Needs further suspicion
- Fake probability
- 85%
- Alien probability
- 12%
- Probability you’re part of the problem
- 100%
- Category
- PANICKED WITNESS
- Risk level
- Unstable
- Memory reliability
- Signal interference
- Reward status
- Lost in the office that doesn’t exist
Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.