STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:02:46 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:02:46 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260630-SFUZ.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260630-SFUZ
Witness ID: SAKSI-1826
Status: Too blurry to dispute
Fake probability: 86%
Alien probability: 11%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: PHOTO FROM A BROKEN PHONE
Risk level: Unstable
Memory reliability: Signal interference
Reward status: Postponed until the administrative apocalypse

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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