REPORT ACCEPTED
- Report ID
- LA-20260701-2AGW
- Witness ID
- SAKSI-0181
- Status
- Too blurry to dispute
- Fake probability
- 86%
- Alien probability
- 13%
- Probability you’re part of the problem
- 100%
- Category
- BLURRY BUT SURE
- Risk level
- Low But Annoying
- Memory reliability
- Signal interference
- Reward status
- Postponed until the administrative apocalypse
Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.