STATUS: ACTIVE PROGRAM: PENGAMATAN & PELAPORAN ENTITAS NON-MANUSIA SERVER TIME: 17:01:34 WIB

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CLASSIFICATION: NOT SECRET BUT EMBARRASSING SERVER TIME: 17:01:34 WIB

REPORT ACCEPTED

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FILE: LA-20260701-KLCJ.ALIEN TYPE: REPTILOID

Report ID: LA-20260701-KLCJ
Witness ID: SAKSI-0066
Status: Too blurry to dispute
Fake probability: 82%
Alien probability: 12%
Probability you’re part of the problem: 100%
Category: PANICKED WITNESS
Risk level: Low But Annoying
Memory reliability: Signal interference
Reward status: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist

Thank you. Your evidence has been added to the national anomaly archive.

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