TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
warga.desa
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-9214
REPORT ID: LA-20260626-5GJK
STATUS: Spiritually convincing
FAKE PROBABILITY: 74%
CATEGORY: MAYBE TRUE, WHAT A SHAME
PRIZE: Awaiting the creature’s signature
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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