TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
tukang.sayur
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-1687
REPORT ID: LA-20260626-8YV2
STATUS: Needs further suspicion
FAKE PROBABILITY: 77%
CATEGORY: LOCAL REPTILIAN
PRIZE: Awaiting the creature’s signature
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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