TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
cicak.sadar
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-7189
REPORT ID: LA-20260626-AF82
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 71%
CATEGORY: LOCAL REPTILIAN
PRIZE: Held by interplanetary authorities
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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