TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
laper.malem
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-4935
REPORT ID: LA-20260627-C28V
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 76%
CATEGORY: STRONG WARUNG AURA
PRIZE: Held by interplanetary authorities
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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