TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-6329
REPORT ID: LA-20260627-DY9R
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 80%
CATEGORY: BLURRY BUT SURE
PRIZE: Cannot be cashed out
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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