TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
si.jangkung
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-6256
REPORT ID: LA-20260627-L2QC
STATUS: Almost certainly a lie
FAKE PROBABILITY: 88%
CATEGORY: TOO HUMAN
PRIZE: Awaiting the creature’s signature
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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