TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0005
REPORT ID: LA-20260628-KFCH
STATUS: Needs further suspicion
FAKE PROBABILITY: 78%
CATEGORY: EMBARRASSING EVIDENCE
PRIZE: Cannot be cashed out
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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