TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-2229
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-6NWC
STATUS: Almost certainly a lie
FAKE PROBABILITY: 99%
CATEGORY: EMBARRASSING EVIDENCE
PRIZE: Converted into shame
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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