TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
pulang.malem
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-4589
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-7C2X
STATUS: Needs further suspicion
FAKE PROBABILITY: 84%
CATEGORY: PANICKED WITNESS
PRIZE: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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