TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
sopir.angkot
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-2356
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-DS5L
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 81%
CATEGORY: LOCAL REPTILIAN
PRIZE: Cannot be cashed out
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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