TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
dekat.tungku
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-5329
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-HFAZ
STATUS: Almost certainly a lie
FAKE PROBABILITY: 90%
CATEGORY: LOW-EFFORT EDIT
PRIZE: Converted into shame
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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