TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-4359
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-J7CU
STATUS: Detained by the Alien Handling Unit
FAKE PROBABILITY: 76%
CATEGORY: MAYBE TRUE, WHAT A SHAME
PRIZE: Held by interplanetary authorities
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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