TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
kamar.mandi.kos
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-7660
REPORT ID: LA-20260629-W4FH
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 80%
CATEGORY: LOCAL REPTILIAN
PRIZE: Cannot be cashed out
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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