TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-5718
REPORT ID: LA-20260630-EJ8P
STATUS: Too blurry to dispute
FAKE PROBABILITY: 90%
CATEGORY: BLURRY BUT SURE
PRIZE: Postponed until the administrative apocalypse
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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