TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
warung.bu.tin
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-5514
REPORT ID: LA-20260630-KQW3
STATUS: Suspicious
FAKE PROBABILITY: 85%
CATEGORY: STRONG WARUNG AURA
PRIZE: Converted into shame
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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