TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
anak.kos
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-3912
REPORT ID: LA-20260701-KL2M
STATUS: Almost certainly a lie
FAKE PROBABILITY: 91%
CATEGORY: AI TOO EAGER
PRIZE: Converted into shame
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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