TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
anak.gang
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0066
REPORT ID: LA-20260701-KLCJ
STATUS: Too blurry to dispute
FAKE PROBABILITY: 82%
CATEGORY: PANICKED WITNESS
PRIZE: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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