TERCATAT
REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS
sinyal.error
WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0201
REPORT ID: LA-20260628-SFVM
STATUS: Too blurry to dispute
FAKE PROBABILITY: 87%
CATEGORY: PHOTO FROM A BROKEN PHONE
PRIZE: Lost in the office that doesn’t exist
I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.
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