GENERATE WITNESS STORY

LAPOR ALIEN TERCATAT

REGISTERED ALIEN WITNESS

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WITNESS ID: SAKSI-0000

REPORT ID: LA-00000000-VOID

STATUS: Suspicious

FAKE PROBABILITY: 97%

CATEGORY: TOO HUMAN

PRIZE: Cannot be cashed out

I tried to prove aliens for money. The system got suspicious of me instead.

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